wizard-council-bureaucrat
It's all fun and games until someone baja blasts a hole in the universe

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

probably-a-mermaid:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

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and

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Originally posted by gifpic

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Originally posted by saintofpride201

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

suffering from a serious case of FOMO (fear of mysterious orb)

A picture of the Las Vegas Sphere, a massive orb completely covered in an LED screen, which reads "sphere." The sphere's surface is also covered in glowing blue firework-like lights, and the sphere itself is larger than a Ferris wheel in the background.ALT

Las Vegas spent 2.3 billion dollars on this thang?

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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Wizard tip:

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To all the lesbians tagging this #promise?

Just look in the tags! They’re here! They’re out there! The lesbians are all around you!

Don’t say #promise? (Doubt)

Say #hello!!!! Lesbians hello!!! Hello lesbians!!! Hi!!! #I love you!! #I am also out here!!! #In the world with you!!! (✨Joy✨)

(via shadow-queens-blog)

not-wizard-council-aristocrat asked:

I cast create hyperfixation

wizard-council-bureaucrat
wizard-council-bureaucrat answered:

You 🫵 are going to have a lot of very focused enemies

The status of this spell is:

APPROVED

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.

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and while we’re here, may I recommend tea as a topic. There are literally thousands of years worth of culture and development for you to explore~

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Once again, may I remind everyone that TEA is available as a topic for hyper fixation?

There are quick intros there are in-depth geeking outs

There’s a thriving discord, there’s tea forums

There’s a singular (but extremely hot) tumblr wizard involved

So! If you love putting long, explanatory videos in the background while you do other things, then Huzzah! I have the New ✨ hobby for you!

Grab a bite to eat, or some knitting, or a project and throw this:

On in the background

If you do watch any of the tea YouTube’s please tell them that the Wizard Council Bureaucrat sent you, because I it would be hilarious and perplexing, like, can you imagine?

I am seeing you guys in the comments of this (and others of his videos) and I am CACKLING, I love the tumblr wizard community so much

✨💙⚡️🧙‍♀️🧙🏽🧙‍♂️🪄⚡️💙✨

Thanks for pulling a funny little prank 🤭🤭🤣

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Originally posted by siryouarebeingmocked

No… surely not? But then- well… who would- when? But I-

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Originally posted by gif-responses

pointless-achievements:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

alaska-railroad-official:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

“Why can’t I just magically fix this” “Why isn’t there a magic cure” “Why won’t all just go away, like magic”

Because WIZARDS are UNDERfunded in this country

Contact your local government representative via the ol’ Molotov Express to demand more money for wizards

oH, yOu’RE sO UnDErFunDed…

You got me there American Train System… you got me there

Evil Achievement Unlocked:

Pointless Infighting Solves Everything

Yeah resentment will solve our problems, solidarity is for nerds

You’re so right overly specific gimmick blog…

The rising tide raises all boats, and vaporizing all billionaires to seize their wealth can fund both trains and wizards

(via im-being-held-hostage)

alaska-railroad-official:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

“Why can’t I just magically fix this” “Why isn’t there a magic cure” “Why won’t all just go away, like magic”

Because WIZARDS are UNDERfunded in this country

Contact your local government representative via the ol’ Molotov Express to demand more money for wizards

oH, yOu’RE sO UnDErFunDed…

You got me there American Train System… you got me there

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Since we’re having difficulties collecting sufficient funding, we will now be implementing a cursed words jar. Whenever you curse your enemies, your past self, or your inevitable fate it’s 25 soul cents in the jar.

Thanks!

screenshot of a reply by user vonsnark that say: waitaminute. as a curse specialist that's unfair taxation.ALT

I’ll show you unfair taxation! Banished to The Jar!

ferry-man-sam asked:

Hey is the curse of infinite sneeze banned?

No it’s a-

A-

A-

A-LLOWED 🤧

not-wizard-council-aristocrat asked:

I cast create hyperfixation

wizard-council-bureaucrat
wizard-council-bureaucrat answered:

You 🫵 are going to have a lot of very focused enemies

The status of this spell is:

APPROVED

.

.

.

and while we’re here, may I recommend tea as a topic. There are literally thousands of years worth of culture and development for you to explore~

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Once again, may I remind everyone that TEA is available as a topic for hyper fixation?

There are quick intros there are in-depth geeking outs

There’s a thriving discord, there’s tea forums

There’s a singular (but extremely hot) tumblr wizard involved

So! If you love putting long, explanatory videos in the background while you do other things, then Huzzah! I have the New ✨ hobby for you!

Grab a bite to eat, or some knitting, or a project and throw this:

On in the background

If you do watch any of the tea YouTube’s please tell them that the Wizard Council Bureaucrat sent you, because I it would be hilarious and perplexing, like, can you imagine?

I am seeing you guys in the comments of this (and others of his videos) and I am CACKLING, I love the tumblr wizard community so much

✨💙⚡️🧙‍♀️🧙🏽🧙‍♂️🪄⚡️💙✨

Thanks for pulling a funny little prank 🤭🤭🤣